Take Me To Post Comment Form The day Obama lost it: Friday June 8 2012. What Mr. Outtatouch should have said is: I approve the US/Canadian pipeline that will instantly create 3,000 jobs ….I will stop the EPA from using drones for spying on US Farmers in Iowa and Nebraska….I will revoke the National Defense Authorization Act….I will now defend the Marriage Act….I will leave States Rights issues alone….I will not seek more tax regulations…..I will slash the Government handouts by as much as I slashed the US Military budget….I will reenact the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell rule as it pertains to the US Code of Military Justice…..I will ask forgiveness from Poland and Israel for such openly and nationally disparaging remarks….I will now fight for average, middle-class, non-union folks that carry the bulk of the water for this country….I will stop hating on business owners that create the jobs that drive the US economy….I will disengage the support for the occupy movement….I will now defend the unborn humans as much as I defend the average adult polar bear…..I will immediately turn back on the water irrigation system to all parts of the California Central Valley so that we can again place human needs above a single minnow species needs…I will work with every Mexico bordering State in a troop buildup to defend our nation with a new motto of “nobody comes in this way”…at the same time, we will streamline the workers permits for entering this country…..I will disband the TSA and immediately instruct all US Military people assigned to US airports across the country to begin to profile terrorist suspects waiting to board flights… we will immediately require random drug tests on all government subsidized housing residents and EBT Card holders and no more than 1 child per family will be receiving government assistance. I will disband the federal Department of Education – the States know how best to teach the children…ALL CONGRESS MEMBERS will return to the respective Districts and business will be conducted via WEBX – votes will be taken electronically – you will VISIT Washington DC twice a year for 2 weeks – you will not fly first class – you will not have a residence declared in DC, you will live amongst the people of your District and all lobbyist will immediately be eliminated from contacting any and all members of Government…penalty is life in prison…..I will immediately outlaw ALL Genetically Modified Seeds in our nation and recommend that the world does the same….I will reimburse the US taxpayer for our folly into the automobile business….Public Sector Unions are immediately disbanded….I promise that the Government will remove itself from the US citizens bedrooms…there will be no national healthcare policy….I will privatize Social Security – you plan for your retirement not the government….after reaching the age of 70, all your medical bills will be taken care of with a percentage of the tax your government already takes for pumping gas into your tank…States can take care of the roads and bridges in the respective regions….I will fire the head of the Department of Justice Eric Holder for sheer stupidity….I will also fire Joe Biden for the same reason….I will immediately place the DEM WVA former GOV now SENATOR into the role of VP for the duration….I will fire all individuals in my Administration that have now or ever had ties to the Communist Party. I will instruct the Supreme Leader of Iran that “do this now or else suffer the consequences”….I will recall all US Troops not currently serving in a combat zone back to America….I will immediately place the same import/export tariffs on countries that they place on all US imports/exports….I will abide by the US Constitution…..I will declare ENGLISH as the official US language….you will never again have to press 1….I will place a 100% TAX ON US COMPANIES IMPORTING GOODS BACK INTO AMERICA FROM THE FOREIGN FACTORIES the products are made in….make it in America or not, your choice….finally, I will never again interject my opinion in local issues…..instead, he said “The private sector is doing fine.” So long O…that giant sucking sound is the sound of your reelection bid going into the sewer….sssssssssssssssllllllllllllpppppppppp……….